tis a scary world we live in

Posted by: Elyse

I really didn't even wanna mention this, because my fiery hatred for everything lady gaga usually prohibits me from talking about her and giving her the publicity she so desperately craves, but..... seriously with the fucking egg?  I really almost vomited.  Like, who the fuck is this weirdo.  That is not artsy, or creative, or innovative, it's just goddamn stupid.  She looks like such a fool ALL THE TIME.  I know I'm gunna alienate some of my own fans with this one, but cut the bologna with this garbage.  She thinks she's sooooo different because she strolls around wearing like extraterrestrial uterine lining pants and dances like shes having a seizure.

And if I hear one more person say that she's gunna be around as long as Madonna, then that is it.  It's bad enough staring at Madonna's 60 year old terrifying man arms, I'm gunna have to stare at that pseudo-penis that gaga has tucked back that flopped out on stage once? WHEN SHE'S 60????  Hell no.  If this is the state of music and music to come, then I'm telling you, the SECOND they declare Mars inhabitable, I am on the first rocket ship farthest away from Lady Gaga.  And although she'll probably by flying a rocket ship around like its some new trendy car by then, the only people that are allowed to come to Mars with me are Sebastian Bach and the Acacia Strain.  End scene.