didn't i promise 2011 was the year of the blog?

Posted by: Elyse


Yeah well, I lied.  I can never remember to and when I do think of something crafty to blog about, I don't write it down on a post it and then I forget what I wanted to blog about.

But this fine evening, I ran into my buddy Stefan (of course while I was buying like 9 million tampons.  Why does that always happen?) and the best part is that I've met him probably only like 2 or 3 times but he and his wonderful lady are avid readers of hardcore hugz.  Like, that is how they know me mostly.  Through my embarassing, ridiculous rants on this blog.  So I feel bad for my like, 5 readers when I don't blog.

While rubbing my ego and giving me an ego boner about how funny I am, he suggested that I do stand up!  I was like noooo way I wouldn't know what to do with myself!  Like, stand up comedians pre-write funny things, don't they?  I could never do that.  My stand up would work like this.  I'd get on stage, get on the mic, and be like hey guys so what do you wanna talk about.  No wait, back up the soul train.  I'd power down a 12-er of high life and THEN get on stage.  And then power down more.   And then I'd feel really awkward because I can't be funny unless I sit down in front of my laptop for about 90 years and rewrite every sentence 3 times.  But you know what, the right amount of high life makes most things inspirational.  I'm willing to give it a whirl, but not willing to put any effort into it.  Someone book me a show somewhere, buy me high life, and bring every person you know.  Let's do this.