Wednesday, March 9, 2011

nostalgia..........

Posted by: Elyse


Ya know, I used to be so much fun.  Back in my hey day, I would party it up super hard and then come home and have all these crazy stories to blog about my insane lifestyle.  But now I don't blog because I'm so afraid to disappoint you all.   Don't let the above (recent) photo fool you.  I was not actually getting my crunk THAT fired up.  I had like 3 beers (well.... two bottles of wine before we went out and 3 beers at the bar), it was just unseasonably hot in there.

But if that picture had been taken like 4 months ago, the story I'd come home with to blog about would go something like this:  "Ok guys soooo I like got all kinds of hammahfaced and cleaned locos out of their entire stock of miller high life.  Then I went to shake my shit on the pool table and like dropped my blackberry (i've since upgraded to a droid) down into the pool table pocket and like totally had to beg this guy for $1.75 to get all the balls to come down and then push out my blackberry and then we went home and had sex and now I'm blogging about it."

Current Elyse does this when she's drunk:  I text my gf Heather at like 2am and demand to change my girl scout cookie order from 1 box of samoas and 2 tagalongs to "like.... 9823753895 boxes of tagalongs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  These are the types of bad decisions that I make now when I'm drinking.  I'm so refined and grown up.  Nothing's more grown up than ordering girl scout cookies.  That's what like, real adults do.  And big shout out thanks to Heather for actually changing my order to a billion boxes of cookies.  You're lucky I like your kid ;)

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