Friday, November 9, 2012

shark attack

Posted by: Elyse

I effing love sharks.  I love shark week, I like their big mouths, I like their stealthy behavior. I just like them.  I like when I logged onto facebook today, off on the side bar was an ad for this:


Um, gimme.  I don't even use knives or really do much in the kitchen besides shove a frozen pizza in the oven, but no kitchen is complete without these.

Then I went on a total googlefest looking for sweet shark accessories.  You wouldn't believe the stuff that's out there.

Um, gimme.  I don't even use mittens because they are a smoker's nightmare.  But I would totally quit for 10 minutes to rock these shark mittens.

There's what may be compared to the plague with staplers at work.  2/3 of the entire stapler population has fallen off the face of the cheesecake.  What I wouldn't give to have someone ask to borrow my stapler and I get to bust this sleek mother out.

CMON. Do they make this in Libby size?

THEY EVEN SELL SHARK BABIES.  Does anyone know what the going rate for a shark baby is right now? Because if this adorable costume would help me in the future sell my potential accidental child on the internet, I think it's worth the $50.

Like, get the fuck right out of town with this.  But then come back, bearing all this stuff for me. Except for the baby. 

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