Why. Just.... fuckin.... why? I know when you get old your hearing goes and your eyesight slips away and sometimes even your mental capacity. But does your sense of smell go away? Because how many old peeps can you name right now without even blinking that you KNOW wreak of moth balls and OLD LADY PERFUME. Seriously, how can you not know that you smell like a moth ball? Maybe that's where the two scents go hand in hand. Instead of disposing of the moth balls and washing their clothes, they just pile on the old lady perfume.
And I'm desperate to know... at what age does Elizabeth Taylor's "White Diamonds" start smelling delicious?? Is there a certain cutoff? Like on your 65th birthday, you just go to the store and resign and say "my oh my that White Diamonds smells like Jesus urine. I should dump a whole bunch on me before I go anywhere." And perhaps it's the feeble old lady hands, and they think they've only sprayed once, but correct me if I'm wrong in saying that I don't think I've ever smelled old lady perfume in gentle quantities. I would rather smell a meathead who drank his Axe body spray and is now sweating it out of his pores than grandma, who washes her sheets in any fragrance made by a now 90 year old movie star.
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