Posted by: Elyse
*WARNING* This post may contain vulgarity because duhhhh.....
In keeping up with my typical badass themed posts, I'd like everyone to introduce themselves to the most badass man who (I wish) ever roamed the planet. Al Swearengen. For those of you who have never watched HBO's Deadwood, I'm gunna strongly suggest that you get into it or we can't be friends anymore. I know I've been assaulting you with video clips lately, but just sit through these two minutes and your jaw will hit the ground with admiration.
He punches dudes in the face for no reason. Not even the dumbass who messed up, but the unsuspecting one who LET him mess up. And OF COURSE Al runs a saloon full of beat up vagina and whiskey and guns and ohhhh man. This dude is like a twisted history major's biggest badass idol. If Al Swearengen lived right now, he'd be my creepy older sugar daddy and I know for a fact he'd listen to the Acacia Strain with me and pay for my tattoos and stuff. And get in bar fights. If you've ever heard the words "Pussy's half off for the next 15 minutes" roll as smoothly off someone's tongue before, then you are a cooler person than me. Anyone have a time machine I can borrow?
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