So last night I was at the bar and there was this kid that I knew outside and he's got a dazzling smile and blah blah.... anyway. So he had a fake ID bc he's 20 and I know you guys are like wow Elyse, why are you hanging out with 20 yr olds, you ancient biatch, but for real, super melty smile that's all imma say.
Anywho, so he shows me his fake and he kinda looks like the kid and he can recite all the bizniz off of it so I guess he's golden. And they have different names, obv.
SO TELL ME WHY THE HELL DID DRUNK ELYSE NOT GO FOR THE BEST THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID EVER....................................
"What should I call you when you're inside?"
Really???? I have to save this kind of creativity for the next morning????? No one is friends with sober Elyse, besides the Acacia Strain, let's stop joking around. ugh. so disappointed in myself. have an awesome day. I'm getting day drunk so I don't let an opportunity like this pass me by ever again.
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