I'm on the hunt. I can't find my effin social security card to save my life, and the last time I used it was at the NYS DMV. I thought that place was hell in Massachusetts, fuggetabouuuuuttitttt. They probably stole it. Regardless, my super new job wants a photocopy of it and I'm hoping since two weeks went by they'll just forget it because I just tore my room apart looking for it. Unsuccessful. BUT I did find a whole bunch of other gems..... come on a pictoral adventure with me? (Also I'm comp illiterate so you're gunna have to tilt your head to view these. deal with it.)
ahhhh, my farewell letter from my CHREEEESTIAN. complete with spiderwebs and rockets because.... well. i don't really know. <3
this sweet ass miniature ash tray with creepy spooky owl eyeballs that is definitely heavily used, but not since I've been in the smoke free zone. Outside in this rugged upstate New York weather, the Jolly Green Giant and his can o' string beans hold up much better.
Not just any mad libs..... GOOFY mad libs. See the goofy guy giving bunny ears??? And they have silly glasses/nose disguises. They are so goofy.
this was how disorganized westfield Elyse used to try to remember to pay her bills. I folded it in half bc after the month of November 2008, it looks like I gave up on bills altogether. Until I acquired about 3 more credit cards.
speaking of money that I owe people, check out this warrant for my arrest. Yeah I was convinced for about 8 months that since I didn't technically live in Massachusetts anymore (even though I had not changed over my registration or license to NY) that I didn't have to pay my excise tax. Gov. Patrick was NOT down with that shit.
DO YOU REMEMBER THESE THINGS???? Me and my friend stephanie made this one at work like... 3 years ago. My favorite fortune inside reads "You will soon meet a man who is single, straight, working, not 35, doesn't start bar fights, doesn't do laundry at 3am with a girl who is just a friend, and is possibly a member of glassjaw." awwww, steph, dreams DO come true!
this is Muffy, my fave cracked out looking stuffed animal of all time. Cat is ZOOTED, all kinds of hopped up on that kitty cocaine n'ahmeans?
mmmmm where have YOU been all my life Mr. McGillicuddy? Oh, what's that? Oh, you have your phd! I'm so sorry.... DOCTOR McGillicuddy is it.
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mmmmm and then I found this hershey bar. I have no idea how old it is but guess what, I ate it. And then washed it down with some vanilla McGillicuddy's. Wait, what was I looking for again?
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