UGHHHHHH. of all the things lately that have been pissing me off, this by FAR has pissed me off the most. BOOOOO EFFIN HOOOOO four loko got banned in New York as well as several other states. Big deal. Maybe it's my old age speaking, but I never had to rely on a company to infuse alcohol with caffeine to make me black out. I just never got what the deal was with this shit. I always had the connotation that Four Loko was the preferred beverage of dumb whores who wanted to sleep around and had something to blame it on in the morning. And then so many people tried to tell me that "ohhh well it equals drinking four beers and a few cups of coffee." ummmm.... so? I'd rather actually DRINK four beers and a freakin cup of pregame coffee than force down one of those bitch tasting beverages. As far as I'm concerned, being able to punish a few Four Lokos does NOT get you any more cool points in my book.
Here's a list of alcoholic beverages that have made me black out in the past:
1. Captain morgan
2. Admiral Nelson (the captain's squirrely cousin)
3. Absolut grapefruit
4. Miller high life
5. Peppermint Schnapps
6. Miller high life
7. Miller high life
8. Old grandad whiskey
9. Infinite other possibilities
Point being, you can drink enough of anything to hop on the blackout express, and it's really not that crazy of an idea. In my day, it took a few balls to get fucked up and I'd rather work for my incoherent state than drink a few nasty ass fizzy fruity beverages that make you act like a retard just so you can say you "four loko blacked out." I don't care, it doesn't give you bragging rights, it just puts you on the trendy train to no man's land. So when this shit gets banned in every state in the U.S. (which it's about to) and all you pussies are panicking about how you're going to party and violently shaking from your caffeine withdrawals, I'm gunna be wrecked off an old fashioned 30 rack. And DEF not taking a moment to "pour one out" for our fallen homey Four Loko. ugh.
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