in case you can't read that, here's the link because I want you all to read that. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=elyse
I s to g that I did not write this myself, but can I just say, Urban dictionary knows what the fuck is up. My friend was just looking up a bunch of our friends' names on it, and I was like ooo do me! and I seriously can't believe how dead on these definitions are. I don't want to give myself a complex, but I'm kinda thinking that someone I know with a secret crush on me must have put at least one of those up there. "Zany, spaztic.... knows how to hold her liquor?" If that didn't convince, perhaps this will. "Also, her breasts are often compared to the size of huge grapefruits and with the curves men dream of." MY BOOBS ARE ENORMOUS! This is uncanny, and a little creepy.
Come on, secret admirer, fess up and save us this awkwardness so we can get nekkid.
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