Not only am I hilarious.....

Posted by: Elyse

..............but my friends are hilarious too.  This is my friend Lionel Richie.

This is my friend Slippery Pete:

I know what you're thinking.  Wait Elyse, you posted the same picture twice.  But look closer.  Nope. One dude is white and the other one is black.  Nothing gets past me.  Anyway I guess I could tell you a quick story about Slip too.

So two summers ago, I used to head to MA like every other weekend and practically live at my friend Kristi's house.  Her mom adopted me I'm pretty sure.  Anyway, we used to party our faces off.  That was the summer of party.  And then we'd go home and snuggle up in her big bed and pass out.  So one time, we get all blacked out and Slippery Pete brings us home and I think we eat snacks that we bought at the White Hen Pantry and all three of us lay on her bed and try to make it through a terrrrrible horror movie but don't.

So I wake up the next day feeling HELLLLLISH with the taste of high life still on my breath, and it takes me a min to remember where I am, and then I roll over, and instead of seeing Kristi's sunshiney face, I see slippery pete passed out all snuggly.  And for a split second I'm like OH MY GOD.  DID I?????  So I move around a little and I still have my jeans on as well as my bra, and then I go and find Kristi all snuggled up in the spare room, so apparently the bed was just a bit crowded but I thought I did that whole awkward sleep with your friend thing. I mean, if I had, Lionel Richie's pretty cool so......

WHAT UP SLIPPERY PETE?!?!? MISS YOU DUUUUUDE!