Posted by: Elyse
I cannot wait to be in line at price chopper when my phone rings next, since this is my new ringtone.
When it kicks in, I'm gunna sucker punch the old lady in front of me in the back of the head and then pick up all her cans of cat food and start shoving them in little kids' mouths and forcing them to swallow. Then I'm gunna cut everyone in line and pay for my tater tots with badass metal attitude as opposed to cash money or debitz. Goddamn I love the acacia strain.
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This is fucking hilarious! Sara and I just about pissed our pj's reading this! Leah
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