Today, I almost died.

Posted by: Elyse

that's about it. the warrior dash is the most insane and torturous event that i have ever been through in my life. 2 miles straight uphill on a ski mountain. ONE station with little baby cups of water. obstacles everywhere. then another 1.5 miles DOWN a mountain. running. jogging, dying. not breathing. no cigarettes. lungs exploding. i legit felt like a marathon runner and i almost lost control of my bowels. just kidding. jumping over fire at the end???????? ummmm hello? I had to run immediately to the bathroom to make sure i didn't singe my vagina, because like.... i need that thing.

and guess what? THE TURKEY LEG AT THE END COST 8 DOLLARS. no let me rephrase that..... 4 meal tickets. at two bucks a pop. so yeah 8 bucks.

i actually had a blast i just sound bitter right now because all my limbs and muscles feel like someone lit them on fire and then tried to put it out with kerosene. oh and now i have to go to a party. damn.