soooo please somebody tell me if this is just upstate ny or if all normal bars do this. So I've noticed this before, but I haven't said anything because i guess it's not really my place to determine what type of programming my local bar has on in the ladies room but...... wait. Do most bars have tvs running in the bathroom?
well, whether they do or not, my local bar, Locomotions (woop wooooop! free advertising!!! they love the high life!!!) has a TV in the ladies room. No lie, i've prob been here more times than you've changed your underwear and god only knows WHERE the remote to this ladies' room tv is...... but every time i go in there, it's either set to the lifetime movie network or like whatever channel plays all the rapist and murderer documentaries.
So after like 5 high lifes i roll up into this bathroom ready to piss my pants, and while i'm doing so i have to listen to the trials and tribulations of jennifer love hewitt's new life as a prostie OR about how the FBI is still trying to track down Jimmy John Jethro for the murder/rape/tractor pull of Suzie Lynn who went missing in upstate NY in 2003.
Are you trying to send me subliminal messages, Locomotions????? FINE, i'll never drink here without a male in my presence again, just to be safe. But let me tell you, if you card him at the door and his license reads Jimmy John Jethro, someone best be warning me not to think his tractor's sexy or I'm a goner.
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