yeah soooo i didnt' blog tonight because i was really busy making bad decisions. I would say i'd fill you in on them tomorrow but i won't, for two reasons.
one, because i'll probably make a few more before the weekend is over and then that'll be too much to explain. god you guys make me feel like i'm talking to a priest all confessional style. STOP JUDGING ME.
and two because I probably won't remember my bad decisions in the morning. OH WAIT jk, i will bc i'm supposed to be in bed 3 hours ago because HOLY CRAP you bitches have no idea what i'm doing tomorrow. omg. basically, look at this.
none of these skanks are me, but after tomorrow, I will own one of those helmets. thats right m'friends. I, who keeps Philip Morris and his merry band of tobacco farmers in business, will be completing a 3.3 mile obstacle course on Windham mountain in new york. THE WARRIOR DASH BITCHES. it consists of fire, barbed wire, muck, swamps, tires, rock walls, wedgies, tits, ass, BITCHES, DUDES, you name it you got it!
best part is, to physically beat myself to hell, all i had to do was pay $70 to sign up and an additional $10 for parking! NBD! i'm made of money, duh. I guess it was the fuzzy helmet with horns and the free turkey leg at the end that roped me in. If you still don't get what I'm doing tomorrow, i'll blog about it. if i'm not dead.
HxC
I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!
ReplyDeleteI almost did the warrior dash...then realized I was sane. Let us know how it goes!
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